A Tangled Web

2004 Hopes





My political hopes for 2004 are as follows:-



David Trimble to continue as Leader of the UUP. This should ensure the obliteration of Vichy Unionism at the Euro-poll and the subsequent General election.



Mark Durkan to find a career in comedy script-writing. His hilarious election campaign contained more one-liners than Only Fools and Horses. (Stop the DUP - a Durkan classic)



Ian Paisley to enjoy good health and to stand by espoused principles. With anti-Agreement Unionism now dominant, Paisleys unique skills are more needed than ever.



Gerry Adams and crew to understand that the day of terrorism has come and gone. There is no place for the IRA in 2004 - just as in the previous 33 years. Perhaps if Government stops pandering to these goons then progress could be made?



David Ervine - consolation in his new role as a one-man band.



Monica and Jane: Sadly, the Womans Coalition has disappeared. But perhaps, given the five year period when they arrogantly preened across out TV screens, the "Cheeky Girls" of the WC may find a new career?



The Alliance Party Endurance as they are gobbled up by the desperation of Trimbles Vichy UUP.