A Tangled Web

WIBBLE WOBBLE



And so, doyen of the Sunday Life Lynda Gilby - that larger than life independent seeker of truth, declares that the Alliance "could not set jelly." The reason for this is that the Alliance Party is jelly, as everyone knows.



But passing on, Ms Gilby makes a few additional points that require a little clarity. She bemoans the fact that "few things make me laugh out loud these days." Doesn't she find her own newspaper a laugh - I know I never stop laughing when I read its utterly infantile content!



Then our Lynda tells it like it is; the imminent review is a "sop to unionism." I see. So the fact that the IRA ran an alleged spy-ring at Stormont, holds onto an illegal terrorist arsenal, continues to maim intimidate and murder, whilst its Sinn Fein alter-ego prances about masquerading as Ministers in an Executive doesn't represent a teensy-weensy problem? Let's try putting it another way. The Agreement is a sop to thugs and killers - yet I seem to remember one of the legion of cheer-leaders for this perversion of demorcacy was Ms Gilby. Now she's not smiling because bad unionists won't play along with the charade anymore. Boo hoo and pass the Kleenex..sorry, Sunday Life.



Jelly might be spineless but then again couldn't that accusation be equally levelled against those who use a weekly public soapbox, for example, to endorse immoral depravity in the name of peace? Give my head peace.