>> 8 Mar 2004
HOW TO RECOGNISE A LIBERAL!
This is a hilarious post by Dan Smith at www.chronwatch.com
You Might Be a Liberal If...
You think that consenting adults can engage freely in every activity except capitalism.
You named your children Moonglow and Arizona.
You think the really alarming violence takes place outside the abortion clinic.
You've ever referred to the ''root cause'' of something.
You pray to ''The Woman Upstairs.''
You think we never gave peace a chance.
You had to be told that ''Manhattan,'' ''menopause,'' and ''boycott'' were
not sexist words.
You begin sentences with the words ''I feel.''
Your driver's license has a hyphen because for you one last name just
isn't enough.
You don't think ''All in the Family'' is a very funny program, but watch
it anyway because Meathead makes a lot of sense.
You think O.J. is out looking for the real killers.
You think Julia Sugarbaker is an astute social commentator.
You think it takes a village.
You think that the words ''to promote the general welfare'' in the
Constitution mean to promote welfare generally.
You think that, even though more people voted against him than for him in
both the 1992 and the 1996 presidential elections, Bill Clinton had a
mandate.
You think that conservatives, like preservatives, ought to be federally
regulated.
You ever wore earth shoes.
You have ever wondered out loud, ''Why can't we all just get along?''
You think the New York Times prints all the news that's fit.
You think that Rush Limbaugh is just an entertainer.
You spent Columbus Day reading ''Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.''
You reach the limits of your talent and then complain that you ran into a
glass ceiling.
You wear more ribbons on your lapel than in your hair.
You think that the really dangerous McCarthy was Joe, not Eugene.
You blame the Unabomber's parents.
You fail to see the connection between Lenin and Lennon.
You have ever agreed with Martin Sheen or Barbra Streisand.
Way to go guy - great stuff!
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