A Tangled Web

MR SUNSHINE WRITES HIS OWN LONELY HEARTS LETTER ...



The charisma challenged Michael McGimpsey, in a press release of Herculean fantasy, suggests that the DUP'S most recent converts, Donaldson and Foster, can't get any new recruits to join them from the UUP. Mr. Sunshine claims, in what for me is an example of wishful thinking over reality, "Our own evidence points to a healthy growth in UUP membership across the province and in Lagan Valley alone we had almost 70 new members join since Mr Donaldson`s departure" Sure Michael, and the UUP now stands united with every chance of topping the Euro poll and winning back all those los seats at the next General election. And it don't rain in Inidiana in the summertime.