A Tangled Web

THE SDLP MASTER PLAN FOR OSTRICHES....



Anyone who doubts how supremely irrelevant the SDLP has become should check out their "closely-guarded" masterplan for restoring the Assembly.



Naturally, it does not require the IRA to decommission before the return of the Assembly. Head going into the sand.

Next, it envisages the Irish Government having the right to nominate one of several Commissioners twho will run the Assembly in the interim period. Head going deeper.



Then, it assumes that the DUP and Sinn Fein will do a deal. Oops - the sand is choking me.....



Poor Durkan, deluded, disenfranchised and dull.