>> 27 Aug 2004

I WANNA BE ELECTED.



OK- game over for the Democrats! Us Bushies have Alice Cooper on our side. Says the great man; “If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we’re morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.”



He also reportedly said “when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn’t already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that’s a good reason right there to vote for Bush.”



PS; Rumour has it that Britney Spears is a Republican. Oops - I did it again!

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