A Tangled Web

Talking Proper, Like!!



Kids ar' to be given lessons on 'ow to talk right. Some 'mush' is a bit mad about these kids talkin' complete crap and 'as come up wiv an idea on 'ow to get 'em speakin' the Queen's English. I 'ope it can get the little sods usin' words in the correct way. Then they'll be able to speak proper English like what geezers as 'ow you and I are can. Get me, bruvver!!