A Tangled Web

NEW THREAT TO THE OZONE LAYER DISCOVERED..



..and it's name is Jimmy Carter.



This most disgraceful of former US Presidents has decided to get in early as Kerry's defeat becomes more obvious by the hour and..blame FLORIDA! It appears that Carter believes that voting arrangements in Florida do not meet "basic international requirements" and could undermine the US election. Warming to his subject and elevating the hot air factor, Carter went to to say "With reforms unlikely at this late stage of the election, perhaps the only recourse will be to focus maximum public scrutiny on the suspicious process in Florida."



Well, way to go Jimmy. But pray tell, what about a bit o focus on Boston, Chicago and New York ? Isn't it clear that theVERY suspicious process in these major cities needs very careful scrutiny?