A Tangled Web

Gerry and the Peacemakers



The Popular Irish Fascist Peoples Front (Sinn Fein/IRA) is preparing itself for talks with the two governments and a power-hungry DUP come September. As usual, Gerry Adams is keen to prepare the altar of blame early: stating that, should HM Government fail to deliver another smorgasbord of emetic concessions to his IRA Boys Brigade, the finger of culpability will point at ministers of state as opposed to clandestine desperadoes.



Sinn Fein/IRA blame everyone: the British Government, the Irish Government, Unionists, Intelligence services (disparagingly referred to as 'securocrats' by Don Vito McGuinness), the weather, the day of the week, Laurel & Hardy, the ghost of Jacob Marley, and the shelf-stackers at Sainsbury's in Kidderminster. Everyone, in fact, except the people who are 100% responsible for the dire situation and contamination of democracy in Northern Ireland.



'Who are they?' I hear you ask. They are the republican and loyalist terrorists who barter with peoples' lives whilst, simultaneously, claiming the divine right to 'defend their communities.' Putting terrorist dross out of business should be the Government's priority. I doubt Gerry will wish them to fulfil their mandate in that regard.